I discovered the weirdest thing in one of my toilet trips today. It just grossed me out even as I'm typing this, bleh!
I had been going to the same toilet for months now but I guess, thanks to the cleaner who cleaned it today that gave that extra shine and sparkle on the marble tiles.
You know, you do the usual stuff once you close the door and as I was gazing, I caught something moving on the floor. No, it's not an insect. I would thank God if it is in this case. It is a shadow, rather, a reflection of the person in the next cubicle.
Let me declare this loud and clear first before any . I ain't no Peeping Tom.
Okay, now, back to the tales. What I saw the next moment was the utter grossest thing I hv ever seen. Did I mention that even as I'm typing this, I feel like bleh-ing that disgusting taste in my tongue out in the air !?!
She was licking and sucking each and every of her fingers and nails inches by inches, or worse cm by cm! If any of you is creative enough in analyzing this, pls tell me why she does that. Not once but over and over again.
As I was walking out of my cubicle, something struck me.
Let me give you a scenario. Jane Doe had diarrhoea and do an urgent big "business" during the day in the office. After she wipes & cleans herself and flushes the toilet, she touches the knob and opens the door. With so many Jane Doe in and out within a day, do you think the door knob itself is clean?
And this grossy Jane Doe just sit there and practically licks each and every Jane Doe's germs into her system!(Perhaps, it tastes good and keeps licking!? Bleh! Argghhh...)
And do you know that the number of germs on your fingertips DOUBLES after you use the toilet?
Bleh, bleh, bleh !!! And worse of it is, I recognize this grossy Jane Doe's shoes. Black, pointy, low cut flat shoes with white pokka dot on black satin box at the side. Now, I can't help but keep looking down south whenever I'm in a lift, photocopier, water dispenser, lobby or just simply at people passing by my desk!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm going mad in the office !!!!!!!!!
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Maybe she stole some CNY cookies and sweets from the office pantry to eat. And well, the reason she's eating it in the toilet is because she didn't want others seeing her eat so much when she didn't buy and leave some back in the pantry. So after eating (in the toilet), it's so good she had to lick her fingers? HAHAHAH. Unless she's got a fetish with finger licking and in actual fact she was orgasming in the toilet. HAHAHAHHAHA.
Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Still, don't let me catch that mysterious Jane Doe!
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